Shaq's alleged kidnap conspiracy gets animated (Video)

Just in case you needed visual representation of the recent story involving allegations that Shaquille O'Neal hired gang members to retrieve a video tape of O'Neal having sex with women who weren't his wife, our friends in Taiwan are happy to help.

The folks at NMA - who have tackled stories on celebrities from Tiger Woods to Sarah Palin to Justin Bieber - now take aim at Shaq in a new video.

Things this video taught us...

1. Shaq looks like he could be related to Carl Winslow.
2. When he's not nude with a basketball covering his junk, he walks around in his Lakers uniform.
3. Shaq has the ability to turn himself into a floating genie at any moment.

The video ends with the narrator taking a shot at Shaq's acting ability. Enjoy!

SHAQ IS NOW A MASON!

We have heard of stories of a secret organization that dates back further than any of us can think of. Organizations that can get Presidents elected, people killed to make way for the greater good....you know that sort of thing. When you hear the term Free Mason, there is a certain chill that comes with it, a secrecy that has not been matched. Well, it looks like "The Great AARP" will get another name after retirement since according to Mediatakeout.com:


Photo provided by Mediatakeout.com

MediaTakeOut.com learned that NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal is now a MASON. He was inducted into Widows Sons Lodge #78, in Boston, MASS. 

Members of the lodge told MediaTakeOut.com that THEIR FORM OF MASONRY has NOTHING to do with the ILLUMINATI. And that they, unlike the Illuminati, do NOT worship the devil.

Thanks for the clarification!

Episode 32: Change The Channel

On this week's edition of New Era Radio...

The guys are joined by the one and only Clipper Darrell who talks about (what else?) the Clippers and his relationship with the franchise as well as Shaq's career and who is the NBA's all-time greatest. Also...an introduction to plum brandy. Is Steve Spurrier using Jim Tressel's downfall to make a point? And which movies deserve to have a sequel.

Shaquille O'Neal Announces His Retirement Via Twitter

After 19 seasons in the NBA, Shaquille O'Neal announced via Twitter on Wednesday that he was calling it quits.

"We did it," he said in a video released via his Twitter account. "19 years, baby. I want to thank you very much. That's why I'm telling you first that I'm about to retire."

In what is certain to be a Hall of Fame career, Shaq accumulated a long list of accomplishments, including playing on four NBA title teams and winning three NBA Finals MVP awards. He was named the league's Most Valuable Player in 2000 and appeared in 15 All-Star games.

In recent seasons, injuries and age slowed The Diesel. In the past two seasons, O'Neal played in a combined 90 games (including just 37 games this year with the Boston Celtics) with his scoring and rebounding numbers well below his career averages.

But O'Neal was about much more than just basketball. With his enormous physique and even larger personality, Shaq was about as engaging a personality as the NBA has seen in years. The league and its fans will certainly miss him.

Tom Brady's Dance Party

New England Patriots' quarterback and resident trendsetter Tom Brady has a weakness! It seems that dancing is TB's kryptonite, as evidenced by a recently circulated YouTube video of the two-time NFL MVP living it up at Carnival.

Despite Brady looking like a ten-year old testing the bounce-ability of his new sneakers, I enjoy watching athletes and celebrities letting their hair down and enjoying the moment. So in the spirit of the groove, we invite you to turn up the speakers and get down with Tom Brady's Dance Party!

Something To Make You Laugh..Katt Williams on Shaq

.......Tooo Dam Funny